If your religious practice was revealed “by the Gods” after an unfortunate (or fortunate) blow to the head…
If you decided to use a list of transformational sayings from Hay House as the new Delphic Maxims…
If you believe Kevin Sorbo really is Hercules/Herakles…
If you think contemplation requires more fiber in your diet…
If you believe Hellenic humanism is a life stance that rejects reason and ethics…
If you think Plato is an animated cartoon character made famous in a series of Disney short cartoons…
If you think reading Tarot cards while smoking reefer or high on some other psychoactive drug makes you a Mantis…
If you think the Maxims are “just suggestions” and not protocols for correct social behavior…
If you identify as Hellenic Kin…
If you think your schizophrenia is really a higher state of consciousness and places you in communion with the Gods…
